Contact

If you don't know me and got here, what are you doing, you weirdo?

Tell whoever linked you this to tell me you saw it. If they don't know me either refer to whoever linked it to that person and we'll see how many degrees we are apart.

About This Website

This site uses some... modal... thing in CSS to do galleries. (I don't know ass about hell when it comes to web design, I just copy things that my friends do. Thanks for the template Rachel.)

Anyway, it doesn't function super well on displays smaller than 1080, but it's still mostly usable. Seems to work okay on my phone. If it doesn't work for you, see contact section above.

Currently the scope of the page is pretty limited, so they only way to navigate the site is to use the bar right below the banner image.